So I’ve got this fantasy of cigars inflating beefy men. I know, “huh?” right? I’ll explain more later. But for now, eyecandy.
For all those times when you’re up against the homophobe-wall and haters are gettin up in your business and givin you the gimlet eye and demanding to know why you like beefy / muscly / beary / daddies. ”Um, seriously you like these types of guys?”
I really love working on these half-vector half-soft-paintings.
If I can figure out the whole Cafepress / Zazzle / Printfection / Spreadshirt direct-to-print debate, this beefy bird’s going to end up on a sassy Gay Pride Pride Month t-shirt or something like that ::hint hint::
Commission for StogieClown. Alternate title, Pee-er Pressure.
Who’s on first? Compensatory masculinity?
For those with chibbies-with-chodes-love, this is for you!
Oh we know. That’s right. You’ve had that fantasy of gettin’ bombed with butter by a cute musclebloke. Show it off for real with Beefyblimps’ first Shirts for Gainers!
Going to expansion this year? Get one now and waddle around the big boy crowd with a belly full of butter to show off your Gainer Pride. Pick one up for the tubby hubby too. One-of-a-kind!
White, Ash, Natural, Vegas Gold, Sand, Daisy.
(the real shirt you get won’t have watermarks)
Because in the deepest winter, all I can think about is summer fun in the woods.