Fatsmokin
MMA Gar Biter.
To experience the full effect, I suggest putting some 90’s grunge in the background for a minute. Try:
Hey Man Nice Shot - Filter
Would - Alice in Chains
Alive - Pearl Jam
Jeremy - Pearl Jam
For all those times when you’re up against the homophobe-wall and haters are gettin up in your business and givin you the gimlet eye and demanding to know why you like beefy / muscly / beary / daddies. ”Um, seriously you like these types of guys?”
Um,
HELL YEA!
「ええ？いったいマジで、がっしりした男もガチムチもデブさんも熊ちゃんも好きなのかよ」って聞かれる場合には、こういうして返事しますよ。HELL YEA!
I really love working on these half-vector half-soft-paintings.
If I can figure out the whole Cafepress / Zazzle / Printfection / Spreadshirt direct-to-print debate, this beefy bird’s going to end up on a sassy Gay Pride Pride Month t-shirt or something like that ::hint hint::
Stay Tooned!
Aaron
P.S. Super-hires version via Deviant Art
Fishermen
Commission for a great guy who goes by the name Stogieclown. Into big doofus cops getting their pants pulled down and stogies galore and other acts of hilarity/embarrassment. He got’s more ideas than I can shake a fishin pole at. If you’re reading this, thanks again man! You rock!
Oh we know. That’s right. You’ve had that fantasy of gettin’ bombed with butter by a cute musclebloke. Show it off for real with Beefyblimps’ first Shirts for Gainers!
Going to expansion this year? Get one now and waddle around the big boy crowd with a belly full of butter to show off your Gainer Pride. Pick one up for the tubby hubby too. One-of-a-kind!
$20
Suggested colors:
White, Ash, Natural, Vegas Gold, Sand, Daisy.
(the real shirt you get won’t have watermarks)
I got swole but I’m not a Swoldier.
Swoldier on beefy boys!
-Beefy
Hires via Deviantart
Ameribomb™ Fantasia
Or, how I learned to stop worrying and ride the buttbomb.
Suit up and ‘splode out, boys
Gift for Urso Bear, as part of Kerainen Kaijukaiser’s Secret Santa gift exchange. Got to swole up this fine bear. I never get tired of swolin’ up guys XD
Beefy
BEARBOUND
Because in the deepest winter, all I can think about is summer fun in the woods.
IMMOBILCON
I’ve always wondered, what will gaining be like in the future? What new stuffing technologies will we invent to bloat up our our bellies to bulging bliss?