Fatsmokin
MMA Gar Biter.
To experience the full effect, I suggest putting some 90’s grunge in the background for a minute. Try:
Hey Man Nice Shot - Filter
Would - Alice in Chains
Alive - Pearl Jam
Jeremy - Pearl Jam
For all those times when you’re up against the homophobe-wall and haters are gettin up in your business and givin you the gimlet eye and demanding to know why you like beefy / muscly / beary / daddies. ”Um, seriously you like these types of guys?”
Um,
HELL YEA!
「ええ？いったいマジで、がっしりした男もガチムチもデブさんも熊ちゃんも好きなのかよ」って聞かれる場合には、こういうして返事しますよ。HELL YEA!
I really love working on these half-vector half-soft-paintings.
If I can figure out the whole Cafepress / Zazzle / Printfection / Spreadshirt direct-to-print debate, this beefy bird’s going to end up on a sassy Gay Pride Pride Month t-shirt or something like that ::hint hint::
Stay Tooned!
Aaron
P.S. Super-hires version via Deviant Art
Oh we know. That’s right. You’ve had that fantasy of gettin’ bombed with butter by a cute musclebloke. Show it off for real with Beefyblimps’ first Shirts for Gainers!
Going to expansion this year? Get one now and waddle around the big boy crowd with a belly full of butter to show off your Gainer Pride. Pick one up for the tubby hubby too. One-of-a-kind!
$20
Suggested colors:
White, Ash, Natural, Vegas Gold, Sand, Daisy.
(the real shirt you get won’t have watermarks)
I got swole but I’m not a Swoldier.
Swoldier on beefy boys!
-Beefy
Hires via Deviantart
Ameribomb™ Fantasia
Or, how I learned to stop worrying and ride the buttbomb.
Suit up and ‘splode out, boys
BEARBOUND
Because in the deepest winter, all I can think about is summer fun in the woods.
Fortune Favors the Furry
(Pilosos Fortuna Iuvat)
For all you chubbles who wanted Santa to bring you a little extra fur.
Sweet dreams, Brogaine boys. Now if someone had only given ME Brogaine™ for x-mas..
Fappy New Year from Beefyblimps